pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

(via siriusly-blonde)

p-a-n-s-y:

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

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jhutch-forever:

iloveyoujhutch:

jecx:

FOREVER REBLOG.

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT EVEN BREATHE

the tattoo one tho omg

(Source: milkcrumbs, via lauraduck)

(via oiannajooy)

(Source: mikethatchang, via immafreakngleek)

• Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
• Mom: He's black
• Me: 
• Mom: 
• Me: 
• Mom: 
• Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

petewentzemoloser:

there actually is a picture of cory baxter in our family room

he’s not just in the house

he’s home

(via lifetoofake)

(Source: crepecosette, via waiting-for-the-tardis)

"..___
/…….>—◖ EXTERMINATE!!
=-=—=
=—=-=
|.|.|.|.|.>—-C
|●…●…●\
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████████" — Dalek, Doctor Who (via thedoctorwillseeyounow)

(via timeladyfrom221b)

kindymaling:

if you’re wondering what russia did

this was it

(via the-doctors-plus-one)

Russia won. Everybody else, go home. 

(via onevoiceonehope)

Are those old ladies going to perform next?